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"The grossest thing you can imagine is being shoved feet first into an 'icky' spiderweb...are you kidding me?"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Sweep the board.

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Dust Bunny

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Carpet Cleaner.

"I'd like to make a return."

Floor Cleaner

'Look! It's Trendy Vineyards' Merlot Window Cleaner! Streak-free cleaning, because it's 50 proof!'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"Clean your specs, lady?"

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Hospital Cleaning.

Magic Carpet Cleaning

'They say he came to clean up the town.'