Cleaning Innovation Enthusiast Pillows

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'But you said to clean my room.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'You wash and I'll dry.'

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

In the art gallery

Spring Cleaning

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Cleaning up space junk.

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'