Cleaning Innovation Enthusiast T-Shirts

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

Sweep the board.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

'You wash and I'll dry.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

In the art gallery

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Spring Cleaning

'Why not Google it?'

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

'There are two color schemes: dark ones that attract light dirt, and light ones that attract dark dirt.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."