Clean The Haunt Pillows

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I didn't spark joy."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Works every time.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

The Last Leaf

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Sweep the board.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Ironing day.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up