Clean-up Efforts Pillows

"We need to treat every cleanup equally."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

"If you don't rake them your leaves will simply break down into mulch over the winter."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

Danny reminds his dad that he had forgotten to pay him for raking the yard.

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

"I see you decluttered."

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

'I see you're admiring my gnome Chomsky.'

"I'd recommend the nine-tine."

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'

Low Tide

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

Man takes off with his leaf blower.

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'