Clean-up Initiatives Pillows

"There goes the neighbourhood!"

Nature versus commerce.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

recycling

In the art gallery

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'My mom invented baths!'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Medieval Torture

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"Ok, ok, I'll use a bloody coaster!"

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

'Wash balls here.'

"Oh, Larry, you’ve got a tiny piece of kibble ri-i-ight there."

Ham Sanitizer

"I asked at reception for the person who runs the school... and they sent me to you!"