Clean-up Critics Pillows

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

"Aha! - there's a nice spot for a picnic..."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

"I'm beginning to suspect this may not be anything so dignified as an attack."

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

'I pose as a concerned citizen, but actually I couldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct.'

Your work station is a disgrace! It looks as if it hasn't been cleaned for a month. Don't blame me, I've only been here a week.

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'

Roger Federer's Tips for Vacuuming

Dieselgate....

Keeping America Clean.

"Uh-huh...you said clean my room! Nothing was mentioned about the closet!"

'Yes, I would like you to move your feet. I'd like you to move them to the Jobcentre and get a job!'

"We need to treat every cleanup equally."

Sleep rinse.

'Let's make a big End-Of-The-World-party! Hey, we wouldn't even have to clear the mess up the next day!'

'Sorry, I overwashed.'

'This is a nice place for a civil building.'

"Darling - these shelves could do with a dust..."

'Thier clean-up rate isn't very good...'