Cleaning Skeptic Pillows

"So what if we don't have a computer...at least we have a website."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

But does he dust anything at our home? Noooo

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Safety Barriers

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."

Spring cleaning.

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"No thanks. I'm a junk food cleanse this week."

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

Carbon capture and storage

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

Jesse Helms - US Senator.

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

Crop Dusting?

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!

"I think he would have like his ashes in the Shop Vac."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."