Cleaning Skeptic Pillows

"So what if we don't have a computer...at least we have a website."

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Safety Barriers

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

Spring cleaning.

"Tarzan hate frivolous lawsuits."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

A man sprays a bug in an organic foods shop.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Rubbing alcoholics anonymous.

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

"No thanks. I'm a junk food cleanse this week."

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Carbon capture and storage

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

"Other than obsessive bread-making, compulsive cleaning, British-TV-baking-series bingeing..."

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

'I thought of becoming a doctor, but you have to wash your hands all the time . . .'

"This looks like more fun than taking a bath."

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

Jesse Helms - US Senator.

"Let Halliburton clean it up."

Mom! The maid is hiding dust under Grandma again!

"Hey, hon - they published my article."

Crop Dusting?

Texas - Home of Organic Free-Range Gas!

'I carbon off-set by donating to the Conservative party.'

Roger Federer's Tips for Vacuuming