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He became suspicious after noticing the crime scene had been tidied up.

'That was Colonel Mustard. He'd like a mop, some bleach and several large trash bags brought to the conservatory right away.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"We need rain."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

"True crime meets reality TV"

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

'By the looks of these skid marks, Humpty didn't fall- he was pushed!'

Newton's Law and Order.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Bribery and Corruption.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"I couldn't finish that book either."

Turkey Autopsy

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Sewee-Cide.

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'