"In economic news: the administration today lauded the addition of 287,000 new jobs, all of which involve crime scene clean-up."
Forensic Cleaner Pillows
Add comfort and a touch of humor to their space with pillows that celebrate forensic cleaning. Soft, stylish, and amusing, these pillows are a thoughtful way to show appreciation.
Domestic Superheroes!!
Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall
Aerodynamics Lecture room.
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
Things my vacuum likes to suck up
"I don't do windows."
"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"
"The good news is...you've one less window to wash."
Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .
'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'
"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"
"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."
'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'
Bathroom Fairy
'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'
"Not guilty?"
The household cavalry
Cleaner dusting under man's toupee.
TV and cleaner
"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."
"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"
'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'
'You only said to bring home a feather duster. You never said what kind.'
Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform
'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'
Dust Bunny
'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'
In the art gallery
'Would you please wipe away this difference?'
"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."
Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.
A woman pops out of a computer screen to clean it.
"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."
Mouse Sidewalk Cafe
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