Forensic Photographer Pillows

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

My First Camera

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'Now that's an afro!'

Vlad the Impala

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Elfie Stick

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Happy Easter

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Early photobombing

Superheroes take a selfie

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II