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"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Domestic Superheroes!!

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

The Missing Sock Returns

"I didn't spark joy."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'Works every time.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

The Last Leaf

Sweep the board.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"There, all neat and tidy!"

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'