Virtual Haunt Enthusiast Pillows

'When did everything go online? In my day we did our haunting in person.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

i-teddy

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Welcome Ghost.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"Is there anybody there?"

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You put it on backward, dear."

Haunted museum

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

Ghosts from around the world

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Ghosts from around the world.