Clean Freaks In Zero Gravity Gifts

The cold vacuum of space...

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Wash your hands

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

TV and cleaner

Car wash / Mouth wash

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

'It's like all I do is pick up after him.'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'Crumbs everywhere!'

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

"As soon as Pete woke from hibernation, he got down to some 'spring cleaning'...."

Flatulence in space...

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."