Clean Freaks In Zero Gravity T-Shirts

The cold vacuum of space...

'Mom is making us clean out our rooms, but she'll get you next.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Hand sanitizer

"Not guilty?"

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

TV and cleaner

Wash your hands

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Car wash / Mouth wash

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

Jet Liner Wipes 'I tell ya, cleanin' the fuselage used to be my least favorite job...'

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'I warned you about eating at your desk. The Board of Health impounded your keyboard.'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

Flatulence in space...

'On second thought, he does do one thing around the house -- he cleans out the refrigerator.'

Spring Cleaning

"As soon as Pete woke from hibernation, he got down to some 'spring cleaning'...."

'I wish we could find a quick and easy way to remove blood stains...'