Clay Conjurer T-Shirts

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

Bright Idea

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist and Musician

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Human Recources Management

Creativity

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Guitars in Heaven

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Artistic license.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Henri Matisse

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Godot finally turns up

"She works best in hex mode."

I love Pottery.

'It's another canvasser dear'

Quwaket

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Still life?

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

Paint charming.

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

Profession : Cartoonist