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Bright Idea

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist and Musician

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Human Recources Management

Creativity

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

Artistic license.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Henri Matisse

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

Godot finally turns up

"She works best in hex mode."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

I love Pottery.

'It's another canvasser dear'

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

Quwaket

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

Paint charming.

Still life?

Profession : Cartoonist

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

Artist paints the future.