Clay Comedian Gifts

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Giraffe Selfie

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

Brighton Bersagliere.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"That explains all the cavities."

Artistic License

About the potter.

'This is the questionnaire we need everyone to fill out about their views on excessive bureaucracy.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Trash-talkin' artists

Man sitting at desk below sign saying 'Apologies' and two trays labelled 'Reserved' and 'Unreserved'.

'I think its being tapped.'

An angel bangs a broom on a cloud

Pottery

Interpretive Dental Hygiene

Files of Doom

"Ugh, I hate it when the stampede stops to do 'the wave.'"

"We had to park your car in the cloud and, unfortunately, sir, I'm afraid it may have been deleted!"

'Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.'

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

'If this is really Heaven, why do you have a desk job?'

"Because we're jerks."

Potter

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"What's the wi-fi like?"

'Watch that one, he'll make mugs of us all.'

'Early retirement...I had pictured that differently!!!'

"Trimmed, but not so much that I can't claw up the furniture."

"Today we'll be exploring basic wheel throwing techniques as well as skimming the surface of our collective male resentment."

'Sure, but can you THINK on your feet'

'So how are the pottery classes going hon?'

"We are now jamming passengers into rows 24 through 36."

"Relax, he can't see us from here."