Claw Survivor T-Shirts

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Emergency Pants

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

Sporting maladies.

'Throw them back They're not what nine out of ten eye doctor's recommend for dry eyes when stranded on a desert island.'

'He needs professional HELP!'

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

In case of stock market crash break glass.

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, so we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.

'You've got a broken finger.'

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

'What luck!'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

"Mr. Crusoe, you have some heft overdue fines."

Stranded Techie Needs Batteries

Sleep Clinic. ZZZZZZ. We can tell a lot about somebody's sleep by the sounds they make. This subject is experiencing normal, restful sleep. YYYYYY. He's having fitful sleep because his girlfriend dumped him. MMMMMM. It looks a lot like he's having a dream about a delicious meal. BBBBBB. This gardener is having a nightmare about disturbing a hive. And what's happening here? I think he's look forward to "talk like a pirate day"! RRRRRR.

A diet high in cholesterol can be dangerous to your health.

'Don't they look silly?'

Welcome centre

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

'I'll soon have you in stitches but it's no laughing matter.'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve