'I hate it when a substitute gets teachy.'
Classroom Satirist Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the smart, humorous side of education? Our classroom satirist collection offers witty products that bring a light-hearted perspective on school and learning. Perfect for teachers, students, or anyone who enjoys a sharp, funny take on classroom antics, these items add a dash of humor to academic life. Explore our range of clever mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that celebrate the funny side of education with a creative twist.
A Puppet Named Juan
Ethics exam cheater.
I should be a writer when I grow up...
'But I digress...'
'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'
'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'
Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."
A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'
Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?
'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.
'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'
'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'
School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.
'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'
'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'
'So what are you studying, young man?'
Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!
'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).
"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."
'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'
'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'
'This test doesn't understand me.'
"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."
Aerodynamics Lecture room.
"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"
"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"
"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."
What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.
" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."
Big Bang Theory.
"I sincerely hope you learned a lesson this time, Mark. Drawing cartoons on your homework will get you nowhere in life."
The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.
"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"
'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'
Classroom Satirist Gifts Collection
Classroom Satirist Mugs
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Classroom Satirist Pillows
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Classroom Satirist Prints
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Classroom Satirist T-Shirts
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