Classroom Management Strategist Gifts

"I never recommend suspension for students. Why reward poor behavior with time off?"

A Puppet Named Juan

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

Education Guidance

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

Teacher's pet dog

Educators push back against politically motivated school opening proposals."

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

'That's the bell for round two.'

'To be honest I only became a vicar to get my children into the C of E school.'

'You're being evacuated to a better catchment area.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

'...All profits are local.'

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

The Ideal Teacher.