Classroom Coordinator Gifts

'Not everyone gets a chance to write their wrongs.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Actually, nowadays it's considered offensive to call an answer 'wrong'.'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Maypole

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

Education Guidance

'Well, when you mess up on the job, you know where you stand with me.'

The History Teacher

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

Teacher's pet dog

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

I'm in the den mom, reading the newspaper for social studies class.

'That's the bell for round two.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Smirking or Non-smirking

'I give the same advice to all new teachers. Pretend you know what you are doing.'

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

The Ideal Teacher.

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'