Classroom Organizer Gifts

"Oops! My mistake, I gave you the yearly budges estimate for supplies, not the monthly estimate."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Education Guidance

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

A catch-all is born.

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

"How do we make sure the students' voices are heard, but get them to be quiet at the same time?"

'It has cut down on note-passing, glancing at fellow students' test papers and spitballs.'

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

'He has a learning disorder.'