Classic Transport Admirer Gifts

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Herb's from Texas."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

The Red Baron meets his match.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Internal Combustion.

Puss n' scoot.

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

'Fancy new technology, it says 'Hi, Baby, I'm on the train'.'

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

"My gawd, we've been clamped!"

Accommodating.

Warehousing, St Catherine's Docks

Cash for clunkers