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"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Convertible. Must be nice."

"Herb's from Texas."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

The Red Baron meets his match.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Internal Combustion.

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

Puss n' scoot.

Richard Branson caricature.

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

'I used to think it was such a compliment when he first named it after me.'

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

"It was just humming right along - then began whistling."

'Fancy new technology, it says 'Hi, Baby, I'm on the train'.'

"For my money...any care looks good."

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

"My gawd, we've been clamped!"

Accommodating.

Cash for clunkers