Classic Novel Enthusiast Family Member Gifts

Mrs Gummidge casts a damp on our Departure

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Victor Hugo

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Scarpia from Tosca

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Jack London

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Tristan Und Isolde

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Large print e-book.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek