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Mrs Gummidge casts a damp on our Departure

"You're going to hate yourself."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Honoré de Balzac

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Scarpia from Tosca

Sock Puppet in Literature

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Jack London

Tristan Und Isolde

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Large print e-book.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Lady Macbeth