Classic Media Gifts

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

New Course At The New School

'Morcambe and Wise.'

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

Miami Vice

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

Unsocial Media

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."