Classic Media Prints

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"As I recall, Leonard, when we first watched 'The Honeymooners' you said that it marked the decline and fall of Western culture."

Books*. *Batteries not included.

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"You've searched every streaming site there is and the best you can come up with is Gilligan's Island?"

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

'When they advertised movie downloads, I thought they meant...'

"I wish I could give you more on the trade-in, but all that guano really did a number on the paint."

You probably perfected your ability to mete out justice by watching "Perry Mason" as a kid. Personally, I perfected my ability to lie by watching "Leave It To Beaver."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

New Course At The New School

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

'Morcambe and Wise.'

'Wait a minute! - Since when do COMPUTERS pause for station identification?'

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Norman Fell

The Digital Dark Ages

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

Miami Vice

Here lies Andy Griffith, Just Plum Wore Out.

Recycling centre with a bin for Jim Davidson videos.

Unsocial Media

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'