Classic Joke Teller Pillows

Restricted: Do Not Cross

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Shampoo.

How about going easy on the carbs

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

"I cross the road to forget."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"It's good news, Mrs Fenton - Your laughter is no longer infectious!"

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Giraffe wanders into Lion country.

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

Bull Pen