Classical Jokester Pillows

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

Gang of Musicians

'Tender and Juicy.'

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

"I've brought the wrong tickets...And I've come to the wrong show."

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

Serpent Instrument player

"I guess we're kind of the Marsalis Family in reverse

A Please Wipe Your Feet mat with words mixed up at the Dyslexic clinic.

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'