Classic Excuses Pillows

"My dog ate my homework."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

Homework flavored dog food

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"We'd invite you to our place in the country but we're having it torched."

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

Assignments Due. The Russians hacked my homework.

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

'It's not my fault! My dad channel surfs constantly!'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

'I'm very creative and creative people are not afraid to fail.'

The dog that does the homework...

'I don't have any fish. . . Because I catch and release, yeah, that's it, catch and release!'

"Sorry I can't make it tonight, I'm busy organising my widgets."

Reasons to avoid training no.236 - A leaf on the path.

"Let me guess - your gas pedal stuck."

"You create a diversion and I'll sneak out the back door."

'Is it my fault they didn't send me to obedience school?'

"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."

Obedience School - 'My master ate my homework.'