Classic Driver Gifts

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Exit Next Left

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'God's speed.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'