Classic Driver Gifts

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Exit Next Left

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'God's speed.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."