Old-school Driver Gifts

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Gen-Next Library

Old rocker.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"First they came for the horoscope and the crossword and I did nothing. Then they came for the cartoonists and there was no-one left to satirise it."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

The Final Chapter.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

"I'd like to make a return."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

The Club

"Books are tricky. You can't text with a text book and you can't call with a phone book!"

'Oh darling, it is not an ibook, it is only a book.'

"He refuses to watch the NEWs - living as he does, in the past."

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

'Exit left in 300 yards.'

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"Get a computer?! Do I look as though I have room in here for a computer?"

'He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it.'