Classic Dodgers Gifts

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Private Viewing

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

"We're not celebrities, and we don't want to get out of here..."

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

Leaking Art

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'

"We need to shelter him from all news about economic indicators!"

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

'Maybe he doesn't want to know what's going on in the world.'