Classic Dodgers Mugs

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

Private Viewing

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

Leaking Art

"Must...not gaze into...his eye! For I may...never break free!"

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'The poor lamb's having a rest, Mum, exhausted after putting a new toilet roll on the holder...'

'I thought it was your round.' 'It was, but I'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side.'

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."

'What's up? Don't tell me they've taken off the football for Corrie?'

Old-Timer Baseball

"We need to shelter him from all news about economic indicators!"

'I found I'm able to maintain my disposition by not watching any economic or employment news.'