Classics Dodger Mugs

'I have access to thousands of books with the push of a button...of course I feel guilty about not reading the Classics!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Fear of news.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Louis Armstrong.

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

"....and hold the garlic."

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

Another wedding

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

Riffraff

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men."

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

'Quite frankly, I'm shocked you don't provide life jackets.'

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

A.E. Housman

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

"Dibs on his Fitbit."

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'Nice, but let's change the kangaroo to a whale.'

'I hope you enjoy all the perks of your new executive position. Above your new desk is the sword of Damocles handing by a thin thread. I wouldn't worry about it, chances are it might never fall and put an end to your privileged existence.'

The Augean Stables

"Hey, what do you say we just skip Valentine's Day this year?"

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

An early prototype of the Trojan horse.