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'I have access to thousands of books with the push of a button...of course I feel guilty about not reading the Classics!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Fear of news.

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Do you ever have days when you can't seem to rise above petty politics?"

Louis Armstrong.

"....and hold the garlic."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'I find the easiest way to expand my vocabulary is to make up words.'

"I've had custom reading glasses made that blot out the words 'brexit' and 'royal.'"

'I gained about two hours a day. I gave up the New York Times.'

Classical Beauty: "My secret is to eat lots of olive-skinned men."

Riffraff

Another wedding

"Get ready to duck...we're caught in a departmental crossfire."

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

A.E. Housman

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

"Dibs on his Fitbit."

"I'm binge ignoring everything you're binge watching."

'Quite frankly, I'm shocked you don't provide life jackets.'

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'Nice, but let's change the kangaroo to a whale.'

"Hey, what do you say we just skip Valentine's Day this year?"

"I'm had a miserable day, so I'd appreciate it if neither of you mention politics, wildfires or COVID."

'I hope you enjoy all the perks of your new executive position. Above your new desk is the sword of Damocles handing by a thin thread. I wouldn't worry about it, chances are it might never fall and put an end to your privileged existence.'

The Augean Stables

'I find it's best to just stay out of office politics.'

An early prototype of the Trojan horse.

'I like to mix it up a bit now and then.'