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'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

Private Viewing

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"Any yet he's always on my case."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"You should have been here at eight!"

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

Leaking Art

"Dora's anxiety has always manifested itself in the 'flight response.'"