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"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"You should have been here at eight!"

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

Personnel. The gap in my resume is when I got turned out on my back for six months.

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

"I hear alcohol slows reactions..."

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

"I trained him myself."