Drinks Round Dodger Mugs

"... Oh, he's the fastest in the west alright... The fastest out of the saloon when it's his round!"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"Any yet he's always on my case."

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"You should have been here at eight!"

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

'You're going to have to find a way of avoiding those fast serves!'

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

"I hear alcohol slows reactions..."

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

"I trained him myself."

'40 years and I never missed a meeting. Oh, I attended a few, but never missed not going to another!'

'We don't want to give the presentation. We don't know that much stuff.'