Glasses Dodger Prints

'Too proud to wear glasses, Bob gets what's coming to him.'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

"Summarise all that's been said. I wasn't listening."

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

Private Viewing

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

"Any yet he's always on my case."

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

Jenkins won't be here today. He just called in healthy.

Also I don't like coffee, so I'll be working through my coffee breaks.

"If only you could do this in real life..."

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"You should have been here at eight!"

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

"Myra's our creative director. She fabricates emergency situations for me when client meetings go on too long."

"If you don't want to know the result of the united game then look away now"

'His last words were 'Go Dodgers!''

'You always have an excuse when it's your turn to buy the drinks.'

"Sorry, dear, but vowing NOT to climb Mount Everest this year isn't a valid New Year's resolution."

'I'm sorry, he's in a meeting. would you like his voice mail?'

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

"You say you have a medical malpractice case?"

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

"Mom, don't believe it. It's Fake News."