Classic Childhood Enthusiasts Gifts

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

Balloon Kids

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Teddy Time Bears

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Fade to black...

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

The Music Box

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Flava Superba

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You see? There are no vacuum cleaners under your bed."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'