Childhood Classics Fan Gifts

Missing Humpty Dumpty Picture on Side of Egg Nog.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Teddy Time Bears

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Louis Armstrong.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

Knight of the sandcastle.

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

Happy House Daycare. Family-owned & family-run since this many years.

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

"Are we nearly there yet?"

The Deli Counter

Winnie Hits Pooberty

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

'One medium curds-and-whey pizza for a Miss Muffet?'

Truce?

Frosty, The Abominable Snowman