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Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Teddy Time Bears

Louis Armstrong.

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Litany Of Fun

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

"Every time I tie my shoes, the laces come undone...I think it's a conspiracy!"

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"Before I begin, I should issue a Tigger warning."

"Tia Carmen, I have a great knock-knock joke!"

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

Knight of the sandcastle.

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"Are we nearly there yet?"

"Jenny, your play date's here!"

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

The Deli Counter

"Meet your new baby brother! We decided to upgrade."

'Sure, it's fun to watch, but Sesame Street is just a trick to get you softened up for school!'

"I'll never understand why grownups would pay to take a bath."

Truce?

"That'll be two incisors and a molar, please."

Frosty, The Abominable Snowman