Classic Author Fan Gifts

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Tut and Carmen.

Honoré de Balzac

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'Yes, all at once!'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Scarpia from Tosca

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Jack London

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Tristan Und Isolde

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

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Lady Macbeth