Fan Of Authors Gifts

"No inscription. Just sign and date here, sign here, here, and initial here."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Dating an English Major

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'He was a great writer'

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"Regarding the plot of your novel ... what on earth were you thinking?"

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Kultural K9's.

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

Frankenstein's Ancestry

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

Thomas Keneally

Book vs technology

'Bront?saurus.'

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

Eugene Ionesco