Class-conscious Chuckler Gifts

Man buying 'Caviar Wiz'

Yearbook

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

'...and on that you have my word.'

"No, Bobby, I won't put you on my do not call list."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

The Big Four debate banking ethics

'What does surrender mean?'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

What teachers want to say.

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

'Your son's poor grades are caused by Attendance deficit disorder. . .'

Former class clown and his sidekick torment the substitute waitress.

'I'm not saying he's a dummy, but he flunked an open-book spelling test.'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

Dog Days

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

'Good morning, class. I'm Ms. Gardener, and I know how you feel. My mother made me come too.'

'You realize, of course, there are no easy answers.'