Class-conscious Chuckler Pillows

Yearbook

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"No, Bobby, I won't put you on my do not call list."

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Student: 'Is the medical marijuana thing a grass-roots movement?'

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'The ‘class clown' thing is my fault. I totally misjudged the crowd.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'What does surrender mean?'

What teachers want to say.

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

Clown unicycle parked at school: 'When class clowns ride to school'

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

'Your son's poor grades are caused by Attendance deficit disorder. . .'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

Former class clown and his sidekick torment the substitute waitress.

'I'm not saying he's a dummy, but he flunked an open-book spelling test.'

'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

Dog Days

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.

'Good morning, class. I'm Ms. Gardener, and I know how you feel. My mother made me come too.'

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

'You realize, of course, there are no easy answers.'