Class Comedian Gifts

'Chasing mailmen is for proles. The likes of us prefer to chase tax collectors.'

'Goodbye Sam. Goodbye Abby. A special goodbye to you, Eddie.'

Every class has one. . .

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'But I digress...'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Big Bang Theory.

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'