Civilizations Gifts

Sadie, I just saw that the "great flood" myths are based on reality. You "saw"? On Youtube. It was a video called "The Advanced Pre Ice Age Civilizations that Vanished from Earth." The guy pointed out that the last ice age ended 12,000-ish years ago. And when it ended, huge ice caps that were two miles deep melted and flooded much of the world. And then he laid out a bunch of other evidence having to do with maps and artifacts and something or other. "Something or other"? Well, yeah, at around t

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Meet the scribe"

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Venus

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Snowmen Around The World...

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Now showing, at a University near you...

Tourists in Egypt

Sundial Time

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Zeus's Caddy

The Great Leap Forward

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Pyramid catflap...

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Egyptian chiropractor.

Citizen of the world.

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Goddess

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Sphinx with nursing Sphinx pups

"You're awfully tame this evening."

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.