"Sometimes I think we ought to invent agriculture and settle down."
Civilization Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for someone captivated by the development of human societies? Our civilization-themed items blend humor with insight, ideal for history buffs, thinkers, or anyone proud of our collective progress. Each product captures the essence of civilization's achievements, offering a clever and charming way to celebrate human ingenuity. Whether it's a quirky mug or a stylish print, find a gift that sparks conversation and admiration.
"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"
Mappa Brittanica
"Well I guess it's up to us to get the old civilization up and running again, huh?"
"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."
'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'
Young Frank Lloyd Wright
Hollywood Sign Developers
Louis Armstrong
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."
Great Chinese Dynasties
'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'
'Hmph. College kids.'
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.
Doctor examining Easter Island statue.
Pipe Dream.
Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.
Tut and Carmen.
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
Woman carries the world.
'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'
"Gee, thanks pal."
"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."
Honoré de Balzac
Culture Saturday
The height of fashion in 1796
"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."
'Now that's an afro!'
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
'Still having a hard time finding day care?'
Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).
Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.
"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"
"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."
Civilization Gifts Collection
Civilization Mugs
Explore our collection of civilization-themed mugs—witty and insightful designs perfect for anyone passionate about human history and progress.
Civilization Pillows
Visit our civilization-themed pillows—cozy, humorous, and perfect for displaying your love for cultural history in your living space.
Civilization Prints
Browse our civilization-inspired prints—artistic and witty designs that bring the story of human progress into your home or office.
Civilization T-Shirts
Check out our civilization-inspired t-shirts—clever, stylish, and fun apparel that celebrates the story of human achievement.